Clinton; putting the "tic" in Politics

A couple of notable changes have been recorded for the public to read about, discuss, analyze, and mostly, critique.  It seems this election is pretty similar to past ones in that a lot of people feel that no candidate really fits the profile of an ideal President.  I personally think its kindof ironic to appoint a leader to a "free world" anyway, but thats beside the point.  

Mitt Romney went out like Nixon arrived, except Nixon held up the peace sign on both hands, while Romney walked away with just the middle fingers extended.  Seriously, did he really expect to win California?  What false hope did he harbor?  Whatever the case, now he has undisclosed millions of donated campaign dollars to invest in golf and beefing up the garage with survival goods for the Second Coming.  I actually admire him a little bit.  I remember when I was a kid, when my team would lose in a comp soccer game I would stomp my feet and cry and grab my after-game twinkie and run quickly to the getaway car.  I think its important to never really truly grow up.  Keep that youth about you Mitt.  You really made me feel better about my short fuse and lack of sportsmanship. Thanks buddy.

On the other side, Clinton made some personnel changes.  She appointed some other radical feminist to run the campaign.  I don't know enough about the demographics of her audience to predict whether or not people care....oh wait yes I do!  Her supporters are feminists!  Duh, my bad.  Anyways..so since she is now behind in the race, she has resorted to attacking Obama's character and politics.  For that she is pretty smart cause she knows from the Bush Party staff, most notably Karl Rove, you have to expose your opposition for the inept people they might be.  You dig up dirt, you find the flaws, the mistakes.  At this point I wouldn't be surprised if she spent an entire press conference around referring to Barack as an Uncle Tom or something inappropriate like that.  Wait for it...just wait for it.