My candidate was ousted by the sunken-eyed Utah drones. That part didn't bother me, it was to be expected. But why did over one hundred thousand Americans vote for a candidate that dropped out of the presidential race over a week ago? Collectively, are there that many stupid people that share my precious oxygen? I was thinking about a better method for the voting process. What if every individual had a brief questionnaire regarding the ACTIVE candidates involved in the race in relation to their politics? The higher the score, the higher point total towards their favored candidate. How quick would that filter the incompetent from those of us who actually care who the American face of the next 4 years is going to be? Also, take away the Electoral vote. That way, candidates would actually have to work towards a victory rather than buying California, New York, Jersey, Texas, and Florida. And I think people would get more involved, haha especially if their score was put on display for the public to view at any time. Would that not be fair? I'm getting sick of my vote not mattering whatsoever. The system is as pointless as the BCS in college football. Anyways...for the prediction:
I think McCain will finish the deed and Huckabible will be his indentured servant (Vice Pres)unless Romney drops out. Whatever the case, McCain will win. In the Blues, Hillary will reveal her true identity as an alien that just wanted to be accepted in the human race (seriously, if you've ever seen Mars Attacks...tell me you can't see the similarities there) and Obama will ask that his winning delegate votes be passed along to Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart, and my boys win it in a landslide. Oh, and then they hire Ron Paul as Chief of Whatever He Chooses.
You may say that I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only onnnnee.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
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2 comments:
hahahaha I can't argue this one, Matt! Come on! It was too perfect! I agree with you whole-heartedly... (yes, I agree this week) But I like Hillary... and "Huckabible" made me giggle. hehe You are funny.
I agree with you on the whole primary prosses being a crock! I don't see why hicks in Iowa and hippies in New Hampshire get to vote before me. Like I'm some sort of second rate american.
But Ron paul... come on.
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